We 'da Die-Hard Bears Fans, in Order to have a more enjoyable season, established this Scoiety, insure domestic and imported Tranquility close at hand, provide for the common hunger, promote good times, and secure our Blessings for da' Bears that they might cover the spread and increase our Prosperity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the 2002 Bears Tailgate Scoiety!
Article 1, Section 1
All legislative Powers herein shall be vested in the Scoiety Officers, which shall consist of, but not limited to: 'da Commish, 'da Money Man, 'da Sceurity, 'da Webmistress, 'da Time-Keeper, 'da Chaplain, 'da Cook and of course...'da Coach.
Article 1 Section 2
All Scoiety Officers are subject to impeachment at any time during their tenure by a majority vote of it's members. When vacancies happen in the Representation of any office, members may feel free to fill vacant position by voting in any member who is not present and cannot object to the election of office.
Article 1, Section 3
The Officers shall receive a Compensation for their services, to be ascertained by the members of the Scoitey at a later date. They shall be in all cases, except for Treason, Felony of Treasury Funds, Breach of Team Loyalty, and extreme intoxication, be priviledged from banning from St. Joe YMS during their office (see Article 1 Section 2).
Article 1 Section 4
All ideas for raising revenue shall originate from members and officers. Should any officer, especially da' money man, suggest any wagering revenue, and members of the Scoitey agree, it is recommended that said members have their heads examined....after all, this is 'da Bears we're talking about!
Article 1 Section 4.1 - Amendmant
Due to the recent turn of events, it has been brought to our attention that perhaps we were hasty in writing Article 1 Section 4. Therefore this amendment hereby absolves 'da money man from impeachment due to wagering of Scoiety funds....provided a vote is taken prior to the incident by present Scoiety members, and that at least one other officer besides 'da money man be present at this vote. Infractions of this Amendmant must be reported to 'da Sceurity immediately!
'da Rules
